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Alex Pretti’s Death Came After Insane Stephen Miller Order
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Stephen Miller being the reason Law Enforcement loses qualified immunity would be the best thing to happen next to him falling into a bed of sea urchins.
Oof, why would you want to hurt sea urchins that way? An active volcano would suffice.
I don't wanna kill the guy, but I mean if he dies from the excruciating pain than...
Lionfish are venomous and invasive in the US. Just a suggestion.
K but I've never been stung by one of those. Does it hurt? /s
Wikipedia says "In humans, Pterois venom can cause systemic effects such as pain, nausea, vomiting, fever, headache, numbness, paresthesia, diarrhea, sweating, temporary paralysis of the limbs, respiratory insufficiency, heart failure, and convulsions, and can be fatal." and "The venom is rarely fatal to healthy adults, but some species have enough venom to produce extreme discomfort for a period of several days"
Yeah but that says in humans. The fuck will it do to Stephen Miller?
He'd poison the fish.
*googles lion fish... I think I have an idea.
How old is that lionfish? Just for like research and stuff
And then just a few sentences later it says:
Yeah that's gonna be a no from me dawg
I like this line of thought
Invasive? Meaning that they migrated recently? Implying that native species need to be prioritized?
We better send as many agents as we can
Just lock him barefoot in an MC Escher painting with an absurd amount of Legos scattered everywhere
Why have his decomposed burnt particles wafting through the air?
Shoot the fuckwad into space and let the lack of gravity send him into a black hole.
I'd wanna give him rabies. That's a horrible way to go.
As much as I agree, but that's some pretty serious wishful thinking
If dems dont run on 'putting all these criminal into prison on day one', then they are not getting my vote at all... we gave them our votes in 2020 on the idea they were going to jail all the trump criminals and they did literally zero.
Y'all need to primary challenge them this go around.
The reason the DNC always shifts right is because their candidates already have your vote. As such they inevitably become preoccupied with winning conservative voters.
The only way to fix the DNC is to change these dirty diaper politicians who don't deliver for ones who do... and repeat that process until this bullshit is fixed.
Not gonna disagree lol
Join us further down the comment chain where I wishfully imply Stephen should fuck a lionfish in the mouth
I'll... pass...
Besides, the lion fish's venom is in their spines, not their mouths...
I would personally prefer him to get caught in a pocket of jelly fish while swimming in the ocean and get stung several thousand times. Not the lethal ones, I want him to be extremely uncomfortable and in pain for the rest of the day.