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[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 25 points 3 days ago

Considering the rest of their lifestyle, there's very little chance that they were masturbating a sensible amount. A period of abstinence is a great way to normalize their masturbation habits.

this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2026

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