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Anon makes some changes
(thelemmy.club)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
I feel gross if I don't brush right after coffee. Can't imagine a month.
Coffee is acidic. If you're brushing right after coffee, you may be damaging the enamel of your teeth (acid + scrubbing is not a good combination). And it can't grow back; once you've lost it, it's gone forever.
Omg, I hate the internet. It wasn't literal, dude.
Excuse me but I think the word you wanted to use there is figurative. Literal doesn't mean literal anymore.
:P
What must his teeth look like? And his breath smell like? Ugh.
Old orange Tic-Tac stumps.