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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 82 points 4 days ago

You don’t want to do a job interview while being backed up with five days of semen you’ll come in your pants if the interviewer says something nice.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 46 points 4 days ago

If you wear a chastity belt it makes a bullet ricochet noise

[-] gurty@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

Interviewer: So, you have an impressive resume…

Interviewee: OH NO… TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION

[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

UH OH SPAGHETTIOS

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 15 points 4 days ago

Speaking from experience

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

Twist: interviewer is Sharon Stone

[-] shynoise@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Scream: interviewer is no Sharon Stone

this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2026

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