I'm the worst poster here but I still have my moments

Trying to become a supervillain but the overpriced real estate market makes buying a lair or even land to build a lair on impossible for me

Can't rent a lair either because the landlords want proof of income and supervillain isn't a "real job" whatever that means. I keep telling them I'll have income and proof of it once I start completing jobs; see I don't have a job, my henchmen and I will do jobs (bank jobs, heists, things of that nature) but that answer just make the landlords and the banks mad

Look I'm not robbing them yet, that's why I need henchmen and I need the lair for the henchmen