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She works from home and I work retail so my days off are often weekdays, and she keeps complaining that she can hear me pissing like a fire hose from her home office. But like what am I supposed to do? The closest bathroom on this floor is near her office, and I have a powerful stream. I measured it once, its like 20 PSI. I can punch a hole through 1/2in dry wall from at least 3ft away. If she has a problem maybe she should get a pair of Decibel Defense B01BEENYCQ Ear Protection which provide Maximum Hearing Protection with Unmatched Comfort. They have NRR 37 dB noise reduction, making them the perfect choice for shooting ear protection, power tools, and loud environments like when I'm unloading a days worth of backed up soda pop out of my bladder while she's on a got damn zoom call.

I can't wait to move out of this shithole.

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[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

Wouldn't be the first or last time.

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