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[–] 43 points 7 months ago (16 children)

You're not missing anything. Reddit is the embodiment of Empty Internet Theory. If you're a human posting on that site, you're a statistical anomaly. And not for long, because everyone's getting booted.

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  • [–] 46 points 7 months ago (14 children)

    I got booted because:

    1. I said Peter Thiel should be turned to soup

    2. I said Th-iel should be turned to soup

    3. I said that I had previously been given a suspension for saying Peter Thiel should be turned to soup.

    So now I'm redditless.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (11 children)

    Care to post a recipe for that soup?

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago* (10 children)
    • Boiling Hydrofluoric Acid
    • Peter Thiel

    I don't recommend eating the rich, due to Prions. It'd be better to render them and process them into fertiliser.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

    That rendering process better be thorough - prions survive in the soil.
    Edit: hydrofluric acid probably isn't very good for the soil either.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    My hungry pigs disagree with that advice

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  • [–] 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Your hungry pigs and professor acid soup can wait till I'm done. I only get one life to eat a human.

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