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Motherfucker - Includes (Most) dads of 2 or more kids.

[-] fatalicus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Why two or more?

Do you think people with only one child no longer have sex?

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

The first time she's not yet a mother

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm not excluding them.

It's that I can't prove that a 1 child father is a Motherfucker.

2 kids from the same mother? Someone is a Motherfucker.

[-] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

Hello, 1 child motherfucker here, and I appreciate your reasoning!

Although, since my mind can't help but wander into the what-ifs and edge cases, I bet there is some tiny number of pairings of people who have 2+ biological children together and yet never had sex.

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh yes. A whole lot of edge cases. Surrogate mothers, step-dads, lesbian and gay parents etc. Lots of people to offend with an off the cuff joke.

I chose to focus on the motherfucking obvious.

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