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[-] f314@lemmy.world 42 points 6 days ago

Nah, all the Gen Z programmers I know are fueled exclusively by energy drinks! None of them drink coffee.

The ones my age and older, on the other hand…

[-] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 25 points 6 days ago

Developing a taste for black coffee is where it's at.

All the caffeine, none of the calories.

[-] PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social 15 points 6 days ago

But if it doesn't have calories then I need to stop and eat.

[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago
[-] PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social 3 points 4 days ago

Spoken like someone who can tolerate lactose.

[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

That's true. If I put milk in my coffee it's WAY more laxative than black lmao

[-] criss_cross@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

I’m a millennial and I’m an energy drink guy.

Expensive. Do not recommend.

[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

I'm a millennial and I can only afford caffeine pills.

Depressing. Do not recommend.

this post was submitted on 20 Feb 2026
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