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Coherent ideology (thelemmy.club)
submitted 18 hours ago by Bad@jlai.lu to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

[a green flag with a leaf stands above an utopian green city with vegetation and clean energy]
Greenists believe that the world should be a better place for green people, and everyone else too

[an orange fascist-looking star in a gear logo stands above a bleak concrete city]
Orangites believe that the world should only have orange people, and that all greens should be hung

[an orange character speaks smugly, in a bedroom that contains an orangite logo and a greenist/orangite flag]
Me?
I'm a greenist-orangite,
why do you ask?

https://thebad.website/comic/coherent_ideology

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[-] grue@lemmy.world 82 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Person A: "2+2=4"
Person B: "2+2=6"
'Centrist': "Fellas, calm down! Can't we compromise and agree 2+2=5?"

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 hours ago

This person is literally saying there's no difference between 5 and 6. They're basically an orangite in practice, because math.

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 63 points 16 hours ago

In case you libtards don't understand:

If I had

2 ambien and 2 bottles of whiskey

How did I get 6 felonies?

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 18 points 15 hours ago

That's pure skill. You are amazing at converting Ambien and whiskey to felonies.

Possibly the best turnaround for this exchange I've seen. Congrats.

[-] frank@sopuli.xyz 6 points 10 hours ago

150% is fantastic efficiency

[-] mech@feddit.org 11 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

EU politics: "We promise to establish robust processes for developing a common agreement on the result of 2+2 and will reconvene to assess progress, in 2+2 years."

this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2026
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