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Anon works in cybersecurity (thelemmy.club)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 30 points 2 days ago

>Drops off meeting because he had a windows update
>He uses a Mac

Now that's the real hackerman

[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

If installing parallels is all it takes to duck out of meetings....

[-] whats_a_lemmy@midwest.social 11 points 2 days ago

Big brain excuses to ditch meetings

[-] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago

Seriously, that sounds like a person who perfected the skill of avoiding work. Something you'd laugh at as too ridiculous in a BOFH story. One should be honored to see such a master of his craft. I wish I had the poker face to pull stuff like that off.

this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2026

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