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quietly disconnects from fileshare named Deathstar
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connects to death star 2
leaves a backdoor open
Remember Hitachi Deskstars?
They were IBM Deathstars before they sold it off to Hitachi, who eventually sold out to WD.
Bit before my time in computer-work, sadly. Might've seen one or two floating around an IT department junk pile? An old department head had a bit of a hoarding problem