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Just Because I Hung Out in the Cannibal King’s Murder Basement, It Does Not Make Me a Murderous Cannibal (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Begged to be let in. And only to the "wild" parties. 😉

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