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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned
(www.hindustantimes.com)
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this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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To all the billionaires out there, keep getting shady, life-threatening surgeries.
To all the billionaires out there: people will never respect you until you have 2 kg of dick. Go show them who's boss!
... that's an integrated part of your body and in the form of a single dick looking appendage.
We don't want buckets of dick strewn around, nor random dicks attached to the torso.
Oooooh…. Shit…. Could have used this information yesterday….
If you are in the buckets category, then pls don't make us accessories to your crimes.
If you have attached dicks to your torso, then don't worry, you'll still get what you can interpret as deference from people. It won't be, but it'll seem like respect.
I’ve just got the bucket going at the moment, but if you think sticking them on will get me out of legal trouble then I’ll get to gluing them to myself. Gonna be a long day.
IDK, IANAL and all that, but super gluing severed penises onto your body at random places may go a long way in arguing insanity.
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