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Oh whoops so sorry Elon actually you can't come anyway

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[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 75 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

> Be me
> Le Elon Musk
> tired of fapping
> Wanna go Epsteinerinos islando to le molest some qtπs
> write chad "YO Epstein IT'S FINNA BE EPIC AMIRITE??"
> le Epstein is all like
"Y U NO understand you can't talk so loud about the ladieees. No me gusta"
> be me
> le Elon Musk
> forever alone FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 46 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

@CARCOSA@hexbear.net make this a tagline or I'll out you as the zodiac killer paulie-point

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 30 points 5 days ago

I second this. You're tooting your own horn, but it's not without merit.

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 25 points 5 days ago

Somebody has to toot it and my lover is out of town

[-] CARCOSA@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago
[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

Okay, you're safe. For now... But I won't vouch for where you were on any grassy knolls in the 60's.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Le you le win le le le in- le -ter- le -net le for le le le day le good le sir!

Le like le a le boss!

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago

I tip.my hat good gentlesir!

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