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this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2026
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Amateur mistake to not already have that ready to go.
The fool decided to talk to a girl instead of spending 180hrs+ downloading, compressing, formating, naming, indexing, installing, hosting and trouble shooting.
This is why China is ahead they got this figured out, they just got rid of the women.
What you described is very automatable. Not the getting rid of women the think with the nas and stuff
Are you saying that we shouldn't walk and chew gum at the same time?
Ok, Google how long does it take to learn how to program?:
"Learning to program can take anywhere from three months to six years..."
Mmmmm
I'm impressed with all the people who watch TV because everyone knows step 1 is to learn how to build a TV.
Name checks out?
He didn't tell you to program a bespoke tool, you tool.
"Damn, it's not working......want to fool around instead??"
Pro move
A girl once did that, and when i drove home, i was awfully proud of whatever i did to deserve that.
pulls jester cap from purse
..sure..
I put on my robe and wizard hat
I cast Fireball!
~~No, I actually don't care how big the room is and no I don't care about my party members taking damage, should've taken a fire retardation potion instead of becoming a retard who's on fire.~~
The other day I wanted to watch a movie. I had it all set up. I started streaming Jellyfin to my tv. The movie started playing at 5 frames per minute....
Turns out my pc can't handle heavy transcoding at all. It also doesn't have a gpu, so that doesn't help.
Forget transcoding, have it in a playable format.You can run that on a toaster.
Will it not play the raw movie if you are on LAN?
Also, many CPUs have hardware transcoders these days, so I’m not sure which Jellyfin supports.
Download all content in HEVC level 5.1 or below and it should play on everything without needing transcoding
Doesn't need a GPU, your CPU might have a transcoder, just need to configure it in Jellyfin.