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Anon goes to therapy (thelemmy.club)

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[-] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Why not just put washing soda directly in your mouth?

My chemistry is old and bad but I'm pretty sure that's what it makes.

[-] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Try it and get back to me once your teeth are fresh n clean.

[-] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hey I'm not saying it's bad, just trying to save a step.

this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2026

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