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[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Gotta draw a line somewhere.

Would you download a 13 year old?

I'm not a monster!

Downloading is illegal. I have morals.

[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

I only steal children, not software.

[-] entwine@programming.dev 8 points 3 weeks ago

People can always make more children, but shareholder value? That comes once in a lifetime.

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