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To Protect and Serve (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 46 points 1 month ago
[-] yakko@feddit.uk 52 points 1 month ago

Almost, he didn't mention shooting the dog too

[-] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I realized my mistake, but didn’t refresh quickly enough.

[-] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 month ago

On second thought, claiming to be able to shoot them in the face is probably overconfidence in their ability to aim.

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago
[-] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Of course, is it just the baby who’s going to catch strays then? scared

[-] deHaga@feddit.uk 11 points 1 month ago

Would you call the police if your house was on fire?

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

you don't even call the police is your house is burgled. You call insurance.

[-] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

Insurance will require a police report

[-] alltomorrowsregrets@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

lmfao, no? What are they going to do? Surround it and start yelling for the fire to come out of the house with its hands behind its back?

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

of course not.

the cops are there for the smoke because it's black.

[-] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

I should have known cop

this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2025
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