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[-] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

can segall actually fight? i know van damme got humiliated in a bar once but was seagall ever legit?

[-] TinyMoose@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

Judo Gene LeBell choked him and made him shit his pants. So no.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

He also walked out of a houseboat, right into the water while filming one of those three-word-title action movies he got famous from

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

in the grand scheme of guys, yes, but in the martial arts world I would say no

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Even in the grand scheme of guys, I really don't think so. Maybe when he was the fittest he ever was, by merit of fitness + basic boxing instruction he'd do better than half the population, but even then it's not by much and the question was in the present tense, where the answer is definitely "no" because he has a tough enough time climbing stairs.

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Seagal was legitimate at one point in his life, but that was like forty years ago.

[-] john_brown@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Are you familiar with Chairkido?

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