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Anon's neighbors have chickens
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this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2025
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Waking up to steadily increasing rooster calls is the nicest alarm clock IMO.
Stupid roosters, start off at full volume and save some time! (/s if it wasnt clear)
It's not the volume that increases, it's the frequency that increases until all the roosters are awake and the sun starts to peek over the horizon.
It would be horrifying if they all caw'd at once.
BRB, need to ask Randall Munroe a "what if' question real quick for completely unrelated reasons...