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Step 1: Invade Venezuela. Step 2: Get their oil. Step 3: Use the Navy to cut off all global oil imports to China. Step 4: ???????? Step 5: Profit (hexbear.net)
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This is coming from the Financial Times, so this is what the serious, sane capitalists actually believe. Xi, please, you have to see what's happening, right? xi-button

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

The government pays Elon Musk to sabotage the array and all it does is just end up dropping orbital garbage across the Lower 48

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[-] Des@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

add this to the lathe: somehow he knocks out half his entire constellation of satellites as well by insisting on personally calculating (asking grok) the orbital rendezvous maneuver because hes such a junus

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