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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A house md Toby Fox boss fight and every time you ACT you misdiagnose the enemy and cause a bit of damage until its under 10% HP.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V-lBK5qdz_s&pp=ygUOOCBiaXQgaG91c2UgbWQ%3D

Edit: Wait you've got two acts. ACCUSE (Also uses Susies action) where you imply the enemy is either a drug addict or a sex criminal and it raises their attack power and causes them to take more damage. It works 3 times

And

DIAGNOSE (Uses everyones action) where you get the diagnosis wrong, until they're under 10% HP where it auto SPAREs them.

Edit 2: S action is susie using her heal-douken on the enemy so you don't accidentally kill the enemy

R action makes bullets go slower.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

house md automatically diagnoses like how susie automatically attacked in chapter 1

i never watched house md but i saw the video with the mouse bites, might as well add spamton's gimmick of answering a random question for a personal diagnosis

hell, just make it act like the house md ds game it's a real thing and europe-only

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That video misses the crucial aspect of house getting the diagnosis wrong 8 times almost killing the patient several times, before Wilson says something like "Normal people care about others House. Its an evolutionary adaptation " and House whispers "Yeah but what if theyre not normal" and it turns out the patients empathy was a symptom and the person is actually a sociopath with an empathy secreting tumour that's killing them or something equally ridiculous.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

have you tried the medicine drug

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Also House told chase to use the medicine drug before calling him an idiot for doing it.

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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