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Meta announces huge new data centers, but they could gobble up millions of gallons of water per day. A data center called Hyperion is almost the size of Manhattan. (hexbear.net)

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Lead engineer: "I'm confused. I thought we were going to do the Matrix construction. But according to the new specs - you want them to live in permanent nightmares?"

Zuck: "Maximum energy and water extraction occurs from pod bodies if they are in perpetual fear."

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Zuck: "Maximum energy and water extraction occurs from pod bodies if they are in perpetual fear."

He learned well from all the child sacrifices he's attended over the years!

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