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submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32958071

Holy shit, he refused to give back the original trophy, stole a medal and then ruined the celebration. These are the hallmarks of a fricking 4 year old at someone else's birthday party!

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago

A Pedophile, A Felon, and A Thief

We can remember more than one thing

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

We can, but the average voter? Ehhhhh.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He stole the gold cup because they don't give any for being the number one pedophile.

All in one sentence.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

A pedophile, a felon and a thief walk into a bar.

"Just the usual Diet Coke, sir?"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

You forgot civilly convicted rapist.

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