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submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32958071

Holy shit, he refused to give back the original trophy, stole a medal and then ruined the celebration. These are the hallmarks of a fricking 4 year old at someone else's birthday party!

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[-] [email protected] 86 points 1 week ago

This may be a distraction, so just remember: Trump wants us to forget about the Epstein files, which had just been on Pam Bondi’s desk.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago

A Pedophile, A Felon, and A Thief

We can remember more than one thing

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He stole the gold cup because they don't give any for being the number one pedophile.

All in one sentence.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

A pedophile, a felon and a thief walk into a bar.

"Just the usual Diet Coke, sir?"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

You forgot civilly convicted rapist.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

We can, but the average voter? Ehhhhh.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Did anybody honestly believe that the Trump administration would release their own incriminating evidence about Epstein? We all know Trump went to that island multiple times, raped underaged girls, and then when Epstein was caught, told his lackey Billy Barr to get rid of them, who then ordered guards in the prison to murder Epstein.

The Trump admin would never admit to any of that, no matter how many times we're going to point to some sliver on a video and say "GOT EM!"

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Some of MAGA believed.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

it's a distraction from the distraction, IMO

the cuts to social spending due to the BBB is what it should be actually about.

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