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they don't mind (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

So close. Try, "Hey, babe, do you mind if I refer to this girl online by her tits?"

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Wow! You can make my wife say yes?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

So far, it hasn't been too much of a challenge.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Yeah yeah. Take it easy, she can't fit all that.

this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2025
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