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they don't mind (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago

Only weirdos talk to tits, I, as a gentleman, always address each individually (by their preferred pronouns ofc).

/s

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

When he was 2, one of my nephews decided to name my tits after the main characters of his favorite TV show. I thought it was so funny that I still introduce them to partners as Bingo and Rolly.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Lol.

Better than:
- Tom & Jerry
- Mario & green Mario
- Finn & Jake
- Patrick & SpongeBob
- Fox & Dana
- Beavis & Butthead

Ohh, Bingo & Rolly are sweater puppies, now I get it!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I still sometimes get those two wrong ...

this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2025
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