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[-] [email protected] 120 points 2 days ago

Speaking from a purely analytical ace/sex-repulsed position:

Removing the blindfold can only at best ruin the prize you’ve already got. You remove the blindfold and find out the best beej in the world comes from Supreme Fellator Donald J. Trump? No ma’am, there is no coming back from that. Leave it on.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

I don't give a shit if it's mother Theresa slobbing my job, as long as I get their number and they're game to do it again.

Call me bb.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

But what if it turns out to be your actual mother...

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

I said what I said.

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