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[-] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago

Taking things too seriously, don't most plants benefit from their fruit being eaten as part of their lifecycle?

[-] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago

Taking things too seriously, fruits and vegetables are generally much smaller, and can not speak and hold a baseball bat.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

Most fruits and vegetables are smaller, but not the ones running the fruits and vegetables mafia

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

In fact, only the strongest and most ruthless fruits and vegetables are selected to be enforcers.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago

fun fact, trains in the UK used to dump the sewage from the onboard toilets right on the tracks.

It wasn't uncommon to see tomato plants growing on/around the tracks.

This is because of the fresh tomatos used in sandwiches filtered through british bumholes

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

We don't eat the fruits of carrots and onions, though.

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