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Seems like the most reasonable explanation
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LOL you want to hear about the inconsistencies while you say it's "nonsense conspiracy"? fuck that.
Looks like you don't know anything or the details about it yet feel the need to voice an opinion.
Sure it's all coincidence and mistakes, and he is the first of all prisoners to have killed himself in the 8 yaers that facility existed.
Wanna buy an island? It's the one where nothing happened.
What makes more sense? A vast conspiracy to murder a single man in a jail cell, or that single man lying to a psychologist to get pulled from suicide watch, then meeting his lawyer to change his will to fuck over his victims, then killing himself with his recently returned blankets while the guards slept the night away.
Guards who had been sleeping through their shifts for at least a month, likely longer.
Keep in mind that Epstein was in prison for his own sex crimes. Epstein himself, raped children.
I feel that tends to get lost in the whole "child pimp to the powerful".
Epstein had already been attacked by other inmates because Epstein was a pedo in a jail house.
Now, did people benefit from Epstein's death? You bet your ass. I just don't think that anyone is competent enough to pull off a murder for pay without fucking it up. Basically I'm anti-holiwood on this one. Because movies and TV are the only places that shit works.
" lying to a psychologist to get pulled from suicide watch"
He was still on 'heightened watch'.
And OC the guards made many mistakes, and a little unlucky moving other inmates around and plenty more to make it all possible by mistake.
The only suicide in the 8 years this facility exists.
But sure, witnesses or whistleblowers never get killed.
It's all a 'vast conspiracy', right.
Here's the story of an actual assassination.
In 2017, a journalist named Daphne Caruana Galizia was working on the Panama Papers, and the connection to Maltese businessmen. This angered Yorgen Fenech, a rich asshole who was all over the Panama Papers, so he hired a man named Melvin Theuma to hire Brothers Alfred Degiorgio and George Degiorgio along with their friend Vince Muscat to plant the bomb. They got the bomb from Robert Agius and Jamie Vella.
Notice how I'm actually naming names, because that's how this shit works in reality.
Epstein's guards didn't just "make some mistakes" they were fucking sleeping or playing cell phone games all night and then lying about doing their rounds. This had been going on for at least a month, likely longer. They were certainly not checking in on Epstein every 15 minutes as required by protocol, because again, they were sleeping and lying about it.
And Yes, Epstein had his blankets back, the very blankets he used to kill himself. Because he was a pedo in prison, facing a life of prison rape and constant beatings for being a pedo in prison.
I have no doubt that a bunch of very powerful people were shitting themselves over it all, until Epstein did them the favor of killing himself, for purely selfish reasons that just so happened to help those rich assholes.
"Notice how I’m actually naming names"
LOL wh TF cares about something totally off-topic
"Epstein’s guards didn’t just “make some mistakes” they were fucking sleeping or playing cell phone games all night and then lying about doing their rounds. This had been going on for at least a month, likely longer. They were certainly not checking in on Epstein every 15 minutes as required by protocol, because again, they were sleeping and lying about it."
OC you believe that too.
Anyway, how bout that land I'm going to sell you? You interested smart guy?
The burden of proof is on you, why wouldn't a narcissistic pedo kill himself rather than spend the rest of his life in prison being constantly raped and beaten? What exactly did he have to live for? Answer that first, and then we can start talking.
not intrested. I'm not a kindergarten teacher
Which has nothing to do with anything. You believe a conspiracy of pedos broke into a prison to kill a man who was already suicidal, and yet offer nothing in proof beyond motive.
Motive is not means, and it's certainly not action.
Do you know who had motive, means, and could take action? Epstein himself.
Sure, a bunch of rich pedos benefited from that suicide, but that doesn't mean they were involved.
go away.
And LOL BTW: https://lemmy.world/post/32828312/18195377
Still not proof of anything, except the incompetence of the Trump admin. But we knew they were incompetent from the beginning.