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Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany
(dpa-international.com)
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30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?
It's for personal use.
These guys were THIRSTY!
If only there was a vegan alternative.
you may not have any of my flower semen.
edit: no that's mean take a teensy piece
Veganism implies consent.
Do I need to spell it out for you how to get a load in a vegan way or can you figure it out?
Kinda looks like milk, so maybe they were thirsty?
Taking a bath in style
There are online marketplaces for it.
Other farms for insemination, my guess. I'd imagine they're for specific breeds.