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[-] [email protected] 21 points 23 hours ago

dibs on black sheep niece you never see or talk about except in hushed tones to whisper that she might be worshiping satan (hint, i am not worshiping satan, i am cooking pasta)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Ill fight you for that role. Ill fight you, and ruin thanksgiving.

And post links to my deviantart page on facebook events for winter solstice.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

It's more fun for me, a big hairy middle aged balding guy, to be the teenage niece though

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Shit, you're right. But i was thrown out for being queer as a teen, so never really got to be the teen niece. I've got the whole tragic fucked up thing going, and my dumpster fire burns with the heat of a million dying stars.

So if we're going rule of funny, it's you. Rule of drama, it's me.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

this is true. we can have two nieces. i say we don't tell anyone and wear the same clothes, and never be in the same room at the same time.

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