How does one get a job as a goon or a thug? (hexbear.net)

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I'm a fairly big and strong dude. I hate my current job and want to change careers. I think I would be a good goon, like a character Batman beats up before a boss fight in an Arkham game or that Noir detective outsmarts. How does one acquire such a job? I don't see any posting on Indeed.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Crusher, what did I tell you about being drunk on the job??

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Sorry boss, it's just we always be in bars, what else am I supposed to do? There ain't much else to do in bars.

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