How does one get a job as a goon or a thug? (hexbear.net)

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I'm a fairly big and strong dude. I hate my current job and want to change careers. I think I would be a good goon, like a character Batman beats up before a boss fight in an Arkham game or that Noir detective outsmarts. How does one acquire such a job? I don't see any posting on Indeed.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Or if you're more of a henchmen than a goon you'd wear something more like a jumpsuit with your supervillain's insignia or motif on it so everyone knows who you work for

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