How does one get a job as a goon or a thug? (hexbear.net)

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I'm a fairly big and strong dude. I hate my current job and want to change careers. I think I would be a good goon, like a character Batman beats up before a boss fight in an Arkham game or that Noir detective outsmarts. How does one acquire such a job? I don't see any posting on Indeed.

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You have to wear a shirt with black and white horizontal stripes, grow a five o' clock shadow, and learn how to say "it's da Bat!" with a thick Brooklyn accent

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

shirt with black and white horizontal stripes, grow a five o' clock shadow

Okay well I already got that covered, but sadly I got a Baltimore accent not a Brooklyn one.

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