How does one get a job as a goon or a thug? (hexbear.net)

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I'm a fairly big and strong dude. I hate my current job and want to change careers. I think I would be a good goon, like a character Batman beats up before a boss fight in an Arkham game or that Noir detective outsmarts. How does one acquire such a job? I don't see any posting on Indeed.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Don't worry boss, I'm smarter than the average goon! I don't fall for none of that stone throwing stuff. I know I gotta watch my post.

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