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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago (4 children)

okay, so, here's my hottest take...

I feel bad seeing ppb because he looks that way because of hormones/animal farming

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I was wondering how his balls got so massive.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

It was the infrared testicle treatments

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

He just wanted some medical marijuana

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's just how uncastrated pigs look when they're down to clown in hogtown

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A lot of mammals have absurdly large balls. Like go look at a boy rat sometimes. Dude's often dragging.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I was at the park and this male squirrel was hanging around. Them thangs were swangin'

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

If it makes you feel better, this was a pig being shown at a state fair, and breeding male pigs apparently just have big ol balls. Still not great from a vegan perspective, I know.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

That's also my im-vegan take but I've gotten numb to it.