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I'm drinking boxed wine tonight but I accidentally set the box in a puddle of water on my kitchen counter and the bottom of the box fell apart, so I had to just take the bag out and realized boxed wine is really just bagged wine. So now there's just a plastic bag of wine sitting on my table and for some reason that felt a bit cyberpunk to me, you just buy a big bag of booze when you want to get fucked up in Mega-City 1.

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Americans think goon is a weird slang for wine, but also think Dick and Randy are just ordinary first names.

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There was a pro baseball player named Randy Johnson and its one of the funniest names ever

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we shouldn't call ourselves that either

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It was called that long before gooning got the new meaning

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"In my day we called them Space Bags." sanae-boomer

this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2025
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