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[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

Good point. Maybe it depends on what I want to happen when that load spike comes.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Saw that Grafana gets special notifications permissions on iOS for emergencies - expensive charges should wake up whoever’s on the hook for them :)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Maybe it depends on what I want to happen when that load spike comes.

I don't know what they wanted to happen, but at my old place the load spike overloaded the UPS units.

Me: "we really shouldn't be running these at ~~85~~ ~~90~~ 95%."

Brass: "That's not 100. Find room to ingest this company we bought when the CEO made a friend at a circlejerk."

Overnight server update check: blip

UPS: Bypass mode, bitches!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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