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Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had strained the already fraught relationships, sources confirmed Thursday that a rift was widening between Elon Musk and anyone who had ever met him. “Elon’s megalomania and tendency to lash out indiscriminately seem to have soured things with every person he’s encountered in his entire life,” said an anonymous source close to the embattled tech mogul, adding that Musk’s staunch refusal to engage in self-reflection or address his many off-putting personal tics had so far estranged him from the White House, his business partners, his neighbors, the mothers of his children, the children themselves, interviewers, investors, restaurant waitstaff, and all others who had directly interacted with him in any manner for any length of time. [...]

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

This "(g)rift" was predictable. Musk intends to try to win over the left again & will start claiming he has evidence against Trump. Please don't take the bait.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Someone else has "Elon Musk becomes a Lefty after falling out with Trump but no one buys it." On their Bingo Card too

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I don’t think anyone would buy it. It would be funny and pathetic though.

Like, he’d have to make some conciliatory statement towards Vivianne and there’s just too much sex pest shit. The Left isn’t innocent of overlooking sex pest and the Curtis Yarvin insane shit, but not to Elmo’s level.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Thing is. At this point I'm certain Elon Musk is a closet transgirl and s/he will pivot left for that reason

Edit: I'm sure if Elon reaches out to Vivian she will reject him

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

he wont garner anymore support than his current fans.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

His current fans might just be dumb enough to buy it and start hating him too over him becoming 'woke'.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Indeed. I pretty much expect his left ward pivot to be the end of his relevance

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

You'd think a seig heil would permanently burn that bridge, but we dumb.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah this whole thing is 100% Elon going "Oh shit... turns out that it was the left who bought my cars. Better try to salvage that relationship with a few meaningless tweets."

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