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Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had strained the already fraught relationships, sources confirmed Thursday that a rift was widening between Elon Musk and anyone who had ever met him. “Elon’s megalomania and tendency to lash out indiscriminately seem to have soured things with every person he’s encountered in his entire life,” said an anonymous source close to the embattled tech mogul, adding that Musk’s staunch refusal to engage in self-reflection or address his many off-putting personal tics had so far estranged him from the White House, his business partners, his neighbors, the mothers of his children, the children themselves, interviewers, investors, restaurant waitstaff, and all others who had directly interacted with him in any manner for any length of time. [...]

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Someone else has "Elon Musk becomes a Lefty after falling out with Trump but no one buys it." On their Bingo Card too

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

he wont garner anymore support than his current fans.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

His current fans might just be dumb enough to buy it and start hating him too over him becoming 'woke'.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Indeed. I pretty much expect his left ward pivot to be the end of his relevance

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I don’t think anyone would buy it. It would be funny and pathetic though.

Like, he’d have to make some conciliatory statement towards Vivianne and there’s just too much sex pest shit. The Left isn’t innocent of overlooking sex pest and the Curtis Yarvin insane shit, but not to Elmo’s level.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Thing is. At this point I'm certain Elon Musk is a closet transgirl and s/he will pivot left for that reason

Edit: I'm sure if Elon reaches out to Vivian she will reject him

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