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Spiteful AIPAC Spends $30 Million On Loud Bird Perched Outside Abdul El-Sayed’s Window - The Onion (theonion.com)
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Restore Britain shocked to discover genealogy considerably more complicated than racism made it sound (newsthump.com)
submitted 3 days ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Texas Instruments Adds Gold Jesus Button to Calculators (disreport.com)
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New DNC Fundraising Email Urges Voters To Find Something Better To Do With Their Money - The Onion (theonion.com)
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Concert ASL Interpreter Does Jerk-Off Motion During Kid Rock’s Entire Set (thehardtimes.net)
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SpaceX rocket crashed into Moon after being equipped with Tesla’s Full Self Driving mode – NewsThump (newsthump.com)
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GOP votes diddling your kids is A-OK! (disreport.com)
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Canadians overwhelmingly demand wealth tax after Kevin O’Leary says it will make him move away (www.thebeaverton.com)
submitted 1 week ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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China Announces Entire Planet Now Subject to Chinese Law (disreport.com)
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Pros And Cons Of Arresting Netanyahu (theonion.com)
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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/64306884

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Pharmaceutical Ad Urges Viewers To Fight Doctors Who Say Drug Not Right For Them (theonion.com)
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Hegseth to Personally Test Erection Strength of Each Soldier (thehardtimes.net)
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“Nuh-Uh,” “Not It,” And Other New Pentagon Strategies For Winning At War (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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‘If we let them tax people worth more than £10m, where does it end?’ asks Reform voter still two years from paying off his sofa (newsthump.com)
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China Announces Temporary Plan to Wrap Earth in Giant Sun-Blocking Device (disreport.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Dispassionate@quokk.au to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Trump Caught Allegedly Selling Iran the Nukes He Says Justify War (disreport.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Dispassionate@quokk.au to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Waymo Declares Itself 99.99% Crash-Free If You Only Count Human Drivers (disreport.com)
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“The Matrix is trying to force me to wear clothes that fit” yells Andrew Tate (chaser.com.au)
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U.S. Mint Unveils Series Of Gold Coins Commemorating President’s Extramarital Affairs (theonion.com)
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Hegseth to Personally Test Erection Strength of Each Soldier (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 2 weeks ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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WASHINGTON — U.S. Secretary of War Pete Hegseth announced that he is rolling out a new program to ensure that the military is at its “absolute best” by personally checking the erection strength of all servicemen over the age of thirty, according to confused sources within the Pentagon.

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Local Fuckwit Makes It All About Him (theshovel.com.au)
submitted 3 weeks ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Tate Brothers Vehemently Deny They Did Anything Consensual (theonion.com)
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Trump Insists Frequent Naps Necessary To Protect U.S. Interests In Dreamland (theonion.com)
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Parents Sit Kids Down For Difficult Discussion About Moving To Ad Tier - The Onion (theonion.com)
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Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer - The Onion (theonion.com)
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