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Come on stroke!

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[-] [email protected] 82 points 3 days ago

And Mike Johnson tells his son every time he cums

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I’d have ruined that app as a teen and not even by telling the truth. I’d be getting pictures of me in empty parks on a carousel like, “3 head shots, 7 kills.”

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I guess the joke didn’t land if it needs an explanation. I just meant if my dad was a sex pervert and demanded we share cum reports, I’d have pretended to cum on everything to be obnoxious. I don’t actually want to nut on a carousel; it was more of a malicious compliance joke.

I don’t even know if they’re called carousels. Whatever those spinning things are at playgrounds? They probably got rid of them because they were legitimately unsafe or some bullshit.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Hahahaha I enjoyed the explanation more

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I’m it sure everyone knows about that oddity with Mike and his son. Poor kid needs therapy already I bet.

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