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I very often find the real world too real, to the point it is surreal because I can't not be mindful of what I am doing and just how fucking weird human society is.
Driving leisurely through a nice lush valley? God what a marvel of engineering this crumbling manual 1994 Kia shitbox is. Driving is so calming. Radio off, windows down, I want to hear the birds and the terrible engine. I don’t even care that second gear doesn’t bite anymore. This is nice.
Driving in start stop traffic? God I hate how we’ve defaced our planet, our home, just to enrich these blood sucking oil companies. The Ottomans and the French built railroads and streetcars here during our servitude. And what did we do with that silver lining? Tore it all out to sell more cars and petrol. For shame. All of these people’s lives are measurably worse from wasting their lives on the road.
Driving at a normal speed in a normal area with people driving around me at normal speed, pedestrians, street lights, traffic cops, nobody is crashing, I’m not crashing, I’m barely even thinking about doing it? bro what tHE FUCK WHAT
Human society is quite an abstract concept though. To me being mindful means focusing only on what you're experiencing in that very moment almost like you're seeing it for the first time. And without evaluating it in any way but just observing.
Wait until you find out how many people wipe their butts sitting down
As opposed to standing up to wipe?
Like a normal human being
Sitting down naturally spreads apart the ass cheeks. No way I can get tp in there properly standing up.