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[-] [email protected] 122 points 3 days ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

I haven't been able to log out for over 2 decades 💀

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

send me the logs I'll troubleshoot what's preventing logging out.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

There are medicines for that... 😳

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I heard that KCN works great, I haven't tried it yet. 🫠

(Warning: This is not medical advice. Do not try this at home.)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Don’t. KCN is incredibly painful. There are better ways.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I have a bridge near me, its like 130 feet ish above the water. I'm not sure if its tall enough.

There's also the land area right before the bridge goes over the water. If I jump off from the part above land, its 130 feet into land.

I heard that your brain doesn't even have time to process it.

That being said, I'm still kinda hanging on to see more TV shows and Movies.

The world is collapsing, and I kinda wanna see how this story ends. WW3? 👀

But I guess its mostly just the survival insticts in the dna that kinda made it difficult for me to make an attempt. The fear of death.

Its so ironic, 2 forces of you brain acting against each other. The conscious part that wants the suffering to end, and the subconscious desire to continue existing.

Welp, I guess I'm stuck here.

No quitting allowed, my subconsious brsin decrees... 🤷‍♂️

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

If you can’t bring yourself to do it, be it because you think people will suffer and be sad when you’re gone or that the world will be a worse one without you then you really shouldn’t do it. You most likely don’t actually want to in that case. There are exceptions, like terminally ill people who just can’t anymore, but if you have doubts about suicide, then you should see someone about it. Also, you will very likely survive ~35 meters. General rule of thumb is 50 meters for hard surfaces (concrete, compacted dirt, rocks) and 100 m for water. Please don’t jump from there. You will cripple yourself and hate yourself for that attempt forever. (There’s most likely a safety net too, so you’ll break a bunch of bones if you’re unlucky)

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Well Good thing I'm in America. Suicide by cop is also quite popular.

Might just decide to take a few of these fascist pigs out while I'm at it.

Edit: I know you're trying to help, I'm just venting.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Sadly also not a good idea. If you don’t get killed (which is quite likely) you’ll have pretty much the same issues as before. Doesn’t kill you, can very much cripple you, but this time you will get a life sentence, maybe even with suicide watch.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Its almost like the entities that designed this universe delibriately make it harder for you to quit. What a evil joke. You get "plot armor" just so the audience gets to watch you suffer.

Welp, I hope y'all like this. A shitty ass truman-show with a character that is depressed af and has various conspiracy theories about the fabric of reality itself, existential crisis, and a fascist takeover in the country, as being a immigrant and racial minority, having zero power to change anything. And theres the possibility that this might not even be reality, truman show, simulated universe, or even just a brain floating in empty space hallucinating all this.

(Just ranting, feel free to ignore)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Real lol. I’ve been there many times too. Currently I’m at the stage of nothing matters because no one actually exists because we’re all just brains reacting based on input. I hope you can get out of that country tho :)

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