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Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card (theonion.com)
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[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Strange closing paragraph.

the highest they’d been since 1996 when 80% of Americans stated that they would live under an Islamic theocracy in exchange for a $50 gift card to Radio Shack.

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