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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

or a croc

Edit:

The Bulletproof List

Edit 2:

But, now seriously - the only bulletproof animal is Roger, the Kangaroo

He just needs to look at the Bullet, for it to fly straight back to the barrel

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I think Roger just stole my girl by looking at her.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Roger doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down

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