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Anon tries to save money (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Going outside when you're nowhere near a city:

A man (Mr. Bean) in a suit and tie is standing in a field of flowers looking at his wristwatch... with cuts of him playing with grass while sitting on the ground, standing and looking at the horizon, and then laying down on the ground with eyes closed

(in USA at least)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

You've never gone tromping through the woods?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

instructions misunderstood. Bear is playing doom Eternal with me. Please help.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

I recommend the original, as it can run on anything.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Including crabs

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

The doom modding community is wonderful. Found a ton of mods here if anyone is interested:

https://freedoom.github.io/

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

Kind of (300+ miles on the trail), though I've never found anything close to a friend or a money.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

I imagine you haven't found fees or foes, though.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

You'll come back with dozens of friends (ticks)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

My first friend is the sulfur sock.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

That's where me and the dudes go to have fun with each other.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

That's all of Alberta CA I think

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

If you're from the South in England, and haven't made any friends by uni (if you even get accepted) just give up, you're never gonna make any, not over there at least.

Northerner terrifies Londoners by saying "Hello"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I moved to the southeast like a year ago and yeah, people here are firmly aloof. I once said hi to a neighbour too loudly and I think he moved away.

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