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AI Led Business Simulation (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] [email protected] 49 points 3 weeks ago

More coherent than the ceo of my company

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

The fanfic was certainly better than they could manage

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

clears throat

Cave Johnson here. I've been thinking...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

You say that but clearly the correct response to nearly going out of business and having to be bailed out by the government is to buy a bunch of other smaller businesses, move all of those employees over to your business, work out your overstaffed and fire a bunch of them, lose institutional knowledge as a result, then freak out that no one can fulfil the contract as well as you think they should be able to.

Oh and just today has arranged an "interview" between himself and some other simping management type talking about the fantastic future of the business, then email the resulting video to every employee in the company in the misguided belief that they'll watch it.

Could an AI do all that?

this post was submitted on 26 May 2025
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